milk, butter and eggs
1969:
Go get the milk from the milkman, who greets you, holding the bin
aluminum, take the butter made from cow's milk,
cut into pats. Then ask a dozen eggs that are placed in a glass vase
. Pay with a smile and get out of the milkmaid
shining in the sun. All this took 10 minutes of time.
2010:
Get a cart of cabbage, which has a wheel lock, which makes him go
in every way except what you want, walk through the door that
should run, but is blocked because the idiot ' drove, and then try
the dairy sector, where normally you
ice and try to choose among 12 brands of butter, which should be done based on milk
Community. And check the expiration date ....
For the milk: you have to choose between vitamin, whole, skim, nutritious,
for children, sick or maybe they are promoting, but with the expiration date
and components .... Forget it!
For eggs: looking for the laying date, the name of the company and especially
verify that no egg is cracked or broken,
damn! You find your pants dirty yellow! Make
queue at the checkout, but the fat before you took an article in
promotion that does not have the code ....
then waited and waited .... Then always with this basket of cabbage,
go out to take your car in the rain, but do not find it because you forgot the number of lane
....
Finally, after loading the car, you must return the broken tool and only in that
when you realize that it is impossible to recover the money ....
Return to your car in the rain that has doubled in the meantime .....
It 's more than an hour you left.
Take a trip by plane
1969:
travel with Alitalia, they feed you and invite you to drink what you want
, served by beautiful hostesses: Your seat is so wide that there
can be in two.
2010: Enter
plane continuing to get caught with the belt, you have done
take to pass the customs control.
You sit on your seat and if you breathe a bit 'by a strong blow with the
elbow to the back of a neighbor. If you're thirsty it
stewart brings you the list and the prices are stratospheric.
Michael wants to go into the woods after school. Show your
boxcutter to John, with whom he thought of making a sling.
1969:
The headmaster sees his knife and asked him where he bought
to go out and buy one like it.
2010:
The school is closed, you call the police, bringing in Michael
police station. The TG1
presents the case during the newscast live from the school door
.
school discipline
1969:
Make the bully in the classroom. The professor will spring a slap. When you get home
your father do you spring a couple more.
2010:
Make the bully. The professor asks you, sorry. Your father bought a motorcycle
and goes to smash his face to the prof!
fight Franco and Marco. You give up some fist after school.
1969:
The others follow the clash. Mark wins. The two shake hands and be friends for life.
2010:
The school is closed. The complaint
TG1 school violence.
The New York Times put the news on its front page on 5 columns.
Henry breaks the windshield of a car in the neighborhood. His father pulls
the belt and lets him know how it goes.
1969: Henry
will pay more attention next time, grows up normally, the studies
ago, goes to university and become a good professional.
2010: Police arrest
Enrico's father for child maltreatment.
Henry joins a gang of thugs. The psychologist comes
to convince her sister that her father abused her and he does
put in prison.
John falls after a foot race. It hurts his knee and cries. The
professor joins him, takes him in her arms to comfort him.
1969: In two minutes
John is better and continue the race.
2010 :
The prof is accused of perversion of minors and finds himself unemployed, he
pick three years in prison with parole.
John goes to therapy for 5 years. His parents are asking for damages and interest
the school for negligence in monitoring and
teacher for emotional trauma. They won all processes. Prof.
unemployed p interdicted and commits suicide by jumping from a building. Later John died of drug overdoses in a squat.
arrives October 25.
1969:
Nothing happens.
2010:
It 's the day of the DST change: people suffering from insomnia and depression
.
The end of the holidays.
1969:
After spending 15 days of vacation with his family in the caravan
driven by a Fiat 125, the holidays end.
The next day he returns to work refreshed and rested.
2010:
After 2 weeks in the Seychelles, obtained thanks to the cheap "good
holidays company, tired and exasperated because within 4 hours of waiting at the airport
, followed by 12 hours of flight.
At work it takes you a week to recover from the time zone.
As they say: we live in a really terrific!
1969:
Go get the milk from the milkman, who greets you, holding the bin
aluminum, take the butter made from cow's milk,
cut into pats. Then ask a dozen eggs that are placed in a glass vase
. Pay with a smile and get out of the milkmaid
shining in the sun. All this took 10 minutes of time.
2010:
Get a cart of cabbage, which has a wheel lock, which makes him go
in every way except what you want, walk through the door that
should run, but is blocked because the idiot ' drove, and then try
the dairy sector, where normally you
ice and try to choose among 12 brands of butter, which should be done based on milk
Community. And check the expiration date ....
For the milk: you have to choose between vitamin, whole, skim, nutritious,
for children, sick or maybe they are promoting, but with the expiration date
and components .... Forget it!
For eggs: looking for the laying date, the name of the company and especially
verify that no egg is cracked or broken,
damn! You find your pants dirty yellow! Make
queue at the checkout, but the fat before you took an article in
promotion that does not have the code ....
then waited and waited .... Then always with this basket of cabbage,
go out to take your car in the rain, but do not find it because you forgot the number of lane
....
Finally, after loading the car, you must return the broken tool and only in that
when you realize that it is impossible to recover the money ....
Return to your car in the rain that has doubled in the meantime .....
It 's more than an hour you left.
Take a trip by plane
1969:
travel with Alitalia, they feed you and invite you to drink what you want
, served by beautiful hostesses: Your seat is so wide that there
can be in two.
2010: Enter
plane continuing to get caught with the belt, you have done
take to pass the customs control.
You sit on your seat and if you breathe a bit 'by a strong blow with the
elbow to the back of a neighbor. If you're thirsty it
stewart brings you the list and the prices are stratospheric.
Michael wants to go into the woods after school. Show your
boxcutter to John, with whom he thought of making a sling.
1969:
The headmaster sees his knife and asked him where he bought
to go out and buy one like it.
2010:
The school is closed, you call the police, bringing in Michael
police station. The TG1
presents the case during the newscast live from the school door
.
school discipline
1969:
Make the bully in the classroom. The professor will spring a slap. When you get home
your father do you spring a couple more.
2010:
Make the bully. The professor asks you, sorry. Your father bought a motorcycle
and goes to smash his face to the prof!
fight Franco and Marco. You give up some fist after school.
1969:
The others follow the clash. Mark wins. The two shake hands and be friends for life.
2010:
The school is closed. The complaint
TG1 school violence.
The New York Times put the news on its front page on 5 columns.
Henry breaks the windshield of a car in the neighborhood. His father pulls
the belt and lets him know how it goes.
1969: Henry
will pay more attention next time, grows up normally, the studies
ago, goes to university and become a good professional.
2010: Police arrest
Enrico's father for child maltreatment.
Henry joins a gang of thugs. The psychologist comes
to convince her sister that her father abused her and he does
put in prison.
John falls after a foot race. It hurts his knee and cries. The
professor joins him, takes him in her arms to comfort him.
1969: In two minutes
John is better and continue the race.
2010 :
The prof is accused of perversion of minors and finds himself unemployed, he
pick three years in prison with parole.
John goes to therapy for 5 years. His parents are asking for damages and interest
the school for negligence in monitoring and
teacher for emotional trauma. They won all processes. Prof.
unemployed p interdicted and commits suicide by jumping from a building. Later John died of drug overdoses in a squat.
arrives October 25.
1969:
Nothing happens.
2010:
It 's the day of the DST change: people suffering from insomnia and depression
.
The end of the holidays.
1969:
After spending 15 days of vacation with his family in the caravan
driven by a Fiat 125, the holidays end.
The next day he returns to work refreshed and rested.
2010:
After 2 weeks in the Seychelles, obtained thanks to the cheap "good
holidays company, tired and exasperated because within 4 hours of waiting at the airport
, followed by 12 hours of flight.
At work it takes you a week to recover from the time zone.
As they say: we live in a really terrific!
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