A bit 'of auoironia ...
Because I'm an engineer I break my balls
Because I'm an engineer I have the mental flexibility of a granite wall
Because I'm an engineer I am right and you're wrong Because I'm an engineer
things you can do in only one way. My!
Because I'm an engineer is not all that engineering and fucked
Because I'm an engineer I am the best
Because I'm an engineer you have to do the things I tell you, when I say I say and especially how I. What, you're the boss ... Oh shit! But no matter, because you are not an engineer. What do you mean 'fired'? I graduated, even enrolled at. The middle school I took many years ago, years of hard study before becoming, finally, an engineer, which she is not. What does' the fuck out ????' Out of what? And how long? And those are the balls? What size? What color? ...
Because I'm an engineer precision is everything
Since I am an engineer's imagination ... the Fantaci? is an orange?
Because I'm an engineer I have not read a book in my life. Once an engineer is, what to know more?
Because I'm an engineer on the cover of the washing machine hose
Since I am an engineer today are too busy to fix the washing machine hose
Because I'm an engineer if the washing machine after I've repaired does not work, it means that designed it wrong. Surely it was not an engineer.
Because I'm an engineer, the only thing that matters is 'how much?'
Because I'm an engineer I do not ever wonder why ... because even if I'd asked, I would not be an engineer
Because I'm an engineer not an idiot
Because I'm an engineer the right man for you is me, then that type of spring Bocconi
Because I'm an engineer, the 'last word to me
Because I'm an engineer I do not need a calculator (I am not sure to be engineer)
Because I'm an engineer, the position of this night I decide, take a more polar coordinates in greek means
Because I'm an engineer I have no social life and I can prove mathematically
know perfectly vector calculus, but I do not remember how to do a division by hand
Because I'm an engineer chuckle every time I hear of Centrifugal Force
Because I'm an engineer I know every single function of the graphing calculator
Because I'm an engineer when I look in the mirror, I see a degree in Engineering
Because I'm an engineer if the outside is beautiful and there are 30 degrees, I'm home to work on the computer
Because I'm an engineer frequently whistle the tune of Mac Gyver
Because I'm an engineer study for the exams on Saturday evening
Because I'm an engineer to derive the flow of water from the tank bath and integrate the required volume of the ingredients are roasted chicken
As an engineer I think mathematically
Because I'm an engineer I figured that the Serie A championship diverges for A sufficiently large
Because I'm an engineer if I try not to fix objects too, because I fear to interfere with their wave functions are
As an engineer I have a cat as a scientist
Because I'm an engineer I laugh at jokes about mathematicians
Because I'm an engineer is being sought by the Animal Control because I tried the experiment of Schrödinger cat on your
Because I'm an engineer directly translate Italian in binary format
Since I am an engineer I try to move as little as possible in order not to contribute to the entropic death of the Universe
Because I'm an engineer does not consider any other course too easy scientific
Because I'm an engineer I take as a working hypothesis that a horse can approach a sphere to simplify the accounts
laugh Because I'm an engineer at least five points on this list
As an engineer I have a copy of this file, and the public on my blog ...
EVVA LELE, in a month we are also engineers!
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